The women of Sheffield may have just received an offer they can’t refuse.
An anonymous man has embarked on a rather ambitious plan to find sex on a park bench in the city.
He’s advertising his services through the medium of handwritten note on a lined page ripped from a notebook.
It was then left for whatever eyes may find it – as long as they’re ‘FEMALE ONLY’.
The true gent was even kind enough the give an exact date, time and location for his ideal encounter.
One woman found it on her ‘lovely country walk’ before it was shared on X.
The letter reads: ‘If your female and up for some fun (no strings), sit on the bench next Saturday at 8.20am.
‘I’ll walk past and say morning.
‘If you like what you see, ask if I have the time.
‘If I like what I say, I will say it’s time to finger you.’
Some might say that’s a bit much for just after 8am on a Saturday.
One person replied: ‘The finger comment is one thing, but they lost me at 8.20am.’
That won’t stop others from jumping at the opportunity for a good time.
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Brandi wrote: ‘The way my dad and his buddies would all go sit on the bench all morning just to ruin this dude’s day.’
Others noted the advertisement may in fact be ‘a prank’.
But it was enough to make Alisha say: ‘I would no longer be walking that route.’
‘And they say romance is dead’, another said.
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